Accordingly to many silly people, the world is going to end on December 21, which is a mere 15 days away. We took the liberty of coming up with fifteen fantastic tasks to accomplish before this happens.
1. Go on a hot air balloon ride with Patrick Dempsey.
2. Create a time capsule that can't be opened until December 20 (Two weeks from today)
3. Go to Denny's and eat all the cheesecake
4. Adopt a black baby
5. Dress up like a princess all day
6. Dress up like a pirate all day
7. Buy new lampshades for every lamp
8. Buy some stocks and sell them the next day and make a fortune
9. Hoard gasoline
10. Learn American Sign Language
11. Go to a single's ward at a Mormon church
12. Get married
13. Tell your kids Santa is not real
14. Open the time capsule
15. Listen to the Tim McGraw song "Live Like You Were Dying" and realize you've been living your entire life wrong, and make a resolution to be a better person starting tomorrow.
Get it? Cause there will be no tomorrow by that point? You're basically saying you will never be a better person, which is probably true.
The moral of today's blog is that if you really do believe the world is going to end, at least make your days worth it. Don't go and do a bunch of drugs to turn yourself into a man made zombie just to fulfill a prophesy you don't even know to be true. Drink some tea, buy some slippers, take a stroll, hug your kids, and buy at least ten cases of water.
The End
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